Work actually sucks the life out of everyone there.
Also, if your child doesn’t know how to swim, don’t let them in the deep end.
Also, I might be the only lifeguard to talk to people while they are diving off the boards. Its more words of encouragement for them to swim faster to the ladder so I don’t have to GET IN THE FUCKING WATER BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM.
Sorry about that.
Its just something I feel strongly about.