The pool.

Work actually sucks the life out of everyone there. 

Also, if your child doesn’t know how to swim, don’t let them in the deep end. 

Also, I might be the only lifeguard to talk to people while they are diving off the boards. Its more words of encouragement for them to swim faster to the ladder so I don’t have to GET IN THE FUCKING WATER BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM. 

Phew. 

Sorry about that. 

Its just something I feel strongly about.